Hello, my name is David. I would fail to write bubble sort on a whiteboard. I look code up on the internet all the time. I don't do riddles.

— DHH (@dhh) February 21, 2017

Hi, my name is Marc. I thought the fact that I need to Google so much meant I was failing somehow. Thanks for the thread! https://t.co/i3CRGJ0ugf

— Marc-Anthony Taylor (@The_Cthulhu_Kid) February 27, 2017

Hello, my name is Tim. I'm a lead at Google with over 30 years coding experience and I need to look up how to get length of a python string. https://t.co/TZZeckGPyw

— Tim Dierks (@tdierks) February 26, 2017

Hi, my name is Bruce. I've been coding clojure for 7 years now and I always copy and paste namespace declarations and then change them. https://t.co/DGRBrGv0IJ

— Chip Butty (@otfrom) February 25, 2017

Hi, my name is Magnar. I've been doing ops work for years, and I always have to google how to redirect stderr to stdout. https://t.co/DIFbfTVV9j

— Magnar Sveen (@magnars) February 23, 2017

Hello, my name is Molly. I'm a successful Android developer and I routinely forget to declare new activities in my manifest https://t.co/pVXdVMJPgO

— Molly King (@MollyATX) February 23, 2017

Hello, my name is Ted. I would fail to write most algorithms on a whiteboard. I look stuff up all the time. I don't do riddles either. https://t.co/HmWkxkZ1CV

— Ted Neward (@tedneward) February 21, 2017